snarg:

truth or dare more like perform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

fuckingusernamebitch:

His eyes tell of pure horror

fuckingusernamebitch:

His eyes tell of pure horror

flutiebear:

imagineyuorotp:

Imagine your OTP reading your fanfic about them and leaving an angry review in regards to your characterization.

Or worse:

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cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

neptunain:

i wish there wasn’t a stigma about doing things alone. you can’t go out to eat alone, you can’t see a movie alone, basically anything fun, you’re looked down on for doing alone and it’s so stupid you shouldn’t need other people to validate your decisions

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up

zeeday:

timmypuddin:

*picks the hottest cashier at the grocery store*

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banannabeth:

Percy Jackson and The Olympians + Location

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for