Anonymous asked: What's the first thing you are going to teach your kids?
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you’re my doctor, end of

you’re my doctor, end of

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snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

*13 year old white girl voice* she rATCHEEETTTT

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

kissykissycas:

When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.

Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I
an ancient proverb (via curiovsly) ←